FAKERS XMAS PRESENT THREAD

[odm]

I thought Remaha might like a brand new office where he can put up his pictures of Aisleyne..

[silenthill]

For Andy100 (aka Andy)








That Metallica S&M album so you don't have to get a copy yourself.





Those new Doc Martens you've been after.





Gwen Stefani, to keep you entertained (by singing for you )





... and a restocked Wine rack.



Hope you have an excellent Christmas and New Year

[Harvestgoddess]

;D Ok i made it phew that was hard work
I will have to do this in parts as there are so many of you
Izzy here you have a WINNING lottery ticket You go get that land you want izzy and all the other things you want i dont want to go and spend it for you you go get all those things you really want
Silena here hun ive got you this hope you enjoy it
Maria so you wont ever feel lonely at xmas and also plenty of you dont need that job anyway now
Malcolm ive got you a lifelong season ticket so you can watch the whenever you feel like it ive also found you a fab woman Maringo yes ive managed to get you one and also a must have the game release of this century il be back

[Harvestgoddess]

Swiftly moving on ;D
Clash ive payed for a all expenses trip to now you can catch up on all that dutch you speak and just in case you dont have anyone to take with you this little madam insisted on comming too

Julie i see izzy has already given you the ideal man so what more can i get you other than a dungeon to keep him in

Alice being as you were so good at the murder mystery i thought id pay for you to go on a real one for the weekend

Remaha you must be sick to death by now of being dressed up as gromit so i noticed that your rather fond of pooh bear so thought this was ideal

Frisky that hammie of yours must get lonely too all by himself so i got him a mate along with a flash new cage

Julian i noticed earlier how well versed you were on shalespear so ive payed for a trip to stratford where you can actually visit shakespears house

Kowalsaki i was really stummped on you but then i thought maybe your name was a hint so i got you a brand new
bike

Pink princess get your ready as you are going shopping in new york ;D

il be back *Harvest is getting tired here *

[Harvestgoddess]

Andy i know your rather fond of rubber but i bet you would look pretty good in it so i got you this outfit and also payed for a trip to for you and the family
Bluebellberries you are without a doubt the best barmaid weve ever known but your not here much nut so you dont miss out on all the fun ive got you your very own

Bengos ive arranged for you to have a dinner date with

Wigan girl you also have a season ticket so you can watch the whenever you want

Angie ive got you lots of so you can take the family away on holiday

ILWM and Ashrocks you get to meet and have a good night out on the town with her

Emtybox This young lady insisted on being in your stocking
The rest of you i apolagise if ive youve not been mentioned no doubt ive forgotten loads but il be back as soon as ive recovered now i think il move on to the bar where hopefully someone will have a pint waiting for me

[pinkprincess]

thanks babes thats great
I've got you a so you can check your man isn't a complete w****r before you get too involved
and for being such a great friend I've got you a really big but you can't open it until christmas day

[Harvestgoddess]

pinkprincess said:

thanks babes thats great
I've got you a so you can check your man isn't a complete w****r before you get too involved
and for being such a great friend I've got you a really big but you can't open it until christmas day

;D Aw thanks babe LOL that crystal ball will certainly come in handy you should come in the bar im sure we can find a lambrini

[maringo]

odm said:

This next ITEM is my gift to Maringo unfortunately its a secret!!

You're forgetting about my special abilities. Speaking of which, here's my present to you...

[maringo]

harvestgoddess said:

Maringo yes ive managed to get you one and also a must have the game release of this century il be back

Thanks! ;D

Here's a present for the forum's very own Twilight Princess...



Just in case you want a change from odm's limo.

[Harvestgoddess]

;D Thanks maringo you cant go far wrong with good old epona