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C4 NEWSFLASH: New Housemates Arrive
Monday 29 May - Day 12, 22:05

The Meal or No Meal game show extravaganza has ended with the group bagging the ultimate prize... a new pair of housemates.

Pete was called to the Diary Room and given the task of answering questions the group had got wrong in previous rounds of the quiz. Meanwhile, Glyn was sent to the garden, where he stood obediently beside four boxes, each containing a mystery special prize.

Pete was first asked which housemate owns two Jack Russells called Minnie and Mouse. In round four (the fruit and veg round), Richard had incorrectly guessed at Nikki. But Pete correctly remembered that George was the dog man. In the garden, Glyn opened the first box to reveal some much-needed toilet rolls.

The second question concerned Sezer's circumcision photo from round one, or as Pete put it: "He was getting his knob snipped off, innit."

He was right (more or less), and an unsuspecting Glyn opened box number two, screaming "Aaarggh!" when a model-esque blonde thing leapt out. It informed the red-faced Welshman that its name was Aisleyne, and she was a 27-year-old model from London.

The group missed out on prize number three (which looked suspiciously like a speedboat) when Pete was wrong about the ninth housemate to enter the House, insisting Big Brother had got the question wrong (Big Brother is never wrong, Pete!)

But he returned to form and got question four right, landing an even more exciting prize - another person. The new housemate shrieked the phrase "Oh my God!" several times before revealing that her name was Sam and her age was a tender 18.

Well, we say she. In fact, Sam is a he. How long before the housemates work that one out?

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C4 NEWS STORY

Hard House
Monday 29 May - Day 12, 22:58

They've only been in five minutes, and the new housemates are already getting abuse.

Imogen, Sezer and Grace spent all of 60 seconds getting to know Aisleyne and Sam, before scurrying off to say nasty things about them.

"I'm gonna give her a hard time, the promotions girl," glowered Sezer.

"It's another Nikki," said Grace.

"The reason they brought them in is to even up the groups, because Richard's group is crumbling," added Sezer. "Lea and Richard are already latching on to them."

"Richard is licking a***, he can f*** off," scowled Imogen.

Lisa turned up to add some fuel to the fire, saying: "Richard and Lea have been false with me for days anyway."

"That blonde one, you can imagine what she'll look like without make-up," added Grace cattily.

"We got rid of one mongrel and now we've got another one, s*** for s***!" said Sezer, much to the others' amusement. "They'll slip up," he concluded ominously.

Well it's nice to see they're giving the new guys a chance...

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C4 NEWS STORY

We Will Survive
Tuesday 30 May - Day 13, 00:15

Sam and Aisleyne have made their first trip to the Diary Room, and informed Big Brother they've noticed their lukewarm reception. But the 27-year-old blonde for one insists the House bullies won't push her around.


"Sezer is picking on me a bit, but I won't be having that," she announced. The model also issued a thinly veiled threat to Imogen, saying: "In the school playground, if a boy fancies you, they pick on you. Watch this space."

Sam said she felt "apprehensive" after seeing the housemates' reaction, commenting on the fact that: "One or two of them went off in one direction." But she added diplomatically: "I want to get to know everyone better and see how things work out."

"We could be queen bitches," said the feistier Aisleyne, adding, "I love this chair."

"It's like a..." started Sam, before the blonde finished her sentence with "porno room".

Like she said, watch this space....

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C4 NEWS STORY

Show Some Respect
Tuesday 30 May - Day 13, 00:59

The presence of new housemate Aisleyne in the pool caused waves tonight, with Richard giving Sezer a good old-fashioned spanking for his probing questions.

Challenging Aisleyne, Sezer demanded to know: "So why do you think you're here?"

"I have no idea," she replied bluntly.

"Oh come on, everyone's got an idea," he persisted.

"What's your idea then? Why do you keep contradicting everything that comes out my mouth?" she retorted.

Lightening the tone, Sezer said he "was put here to try and shag everyone."

However, the self-styled love machine had by now incurred the wrath of Richard, who said, "Boys like you need to be taught a lesson."

With those words, the muscular Canadian scooped Sezer up, bent him over his knee and spanked him!

With the Londonder's bottom duly reprimanded, Richard gave the giggling new girl some advice: "He's a lovely guy but he's a misogynist pig... keep an eye on him."

"I've learnt a lot from Richard," Sezer joked, before the two had a friendly man hug.

But will the good-natured banter persist with two new characters in the House equation?

Keep your eyes peeled for further developments...

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C4 NEWS STORY
Bad Mouth Frenzy
Tuesday 30 May - Day 13, 03:30

The arrival of two new faces in the House has sent some of the original crew into a bitching frenzy, with huge divisions opening up - and Richard and Lea the primary targets.

Grace and Lisa kicked off the Big Brother 'Bitchathon' on the subject of Mikey. "He's doing my head in... it was fun at first and now it's getting too full on," moaned Grace.

"It's people like Richard and Lea making it more of an issue than it is, and they're the older ones," grumbled Grace, before Lisa suggested that they should "grow the f*** up."

Barely an hour later, Imogen and Sezer grabbed the bitching baton.

"She hasn't got a f***ing single brain in her head," snarled the normally reserved lass about new housemate Aisleyne. With a glint in his eye, Sezer vowed to "bully conflict out of her," but was aware that "Richard will defend her no matter what."

"He's such a f***ing dick," remarked Imogen about the under-fire Canadian.

Sezer then sniped at some of the younger residents of the House: "Glyn doesn't see what's going on... [Aisleyne] will have him round her finger."

"She's not the sharpest tool in the drawer," was Sezer's blunt verdict on Nikki, just moments before she was welcomed to join them on the sofa.

Nikki then poured scorn on Lea, claiming that she's pursuing Pete and that it's "sick" of her. "She's screaming to be young again," the 24-year-old hygiene fanatic added.

Ouch! How soon before the comments are directed face to face rather than behind the back?

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Cry Baby
Tuesday 30 May - Day 13, 09:40

If the housemates think they've had some rude awakenings in the House, nothing could prepare them for today's cheery wake-up call.

The sleepy bunch were allowed a lie-in past 10am, but were given a gentle prod by Big Brother piping the sound of a baby crying through the House. Loudly.

As the housemates greeted the, er, dawn, there wasn't a smile to be seen. "Shut the f*** up," moaned Mikey, who was first to snap. Aisleyne, who'd been up for an hour, looked more chipper, and bounded up to Sezer's bed. "Wakey! Wakey!" she joshed, giving him a shove.

"Somebody breast-feed that child," said Pete. "Lea! Breast-feed it!"

"Go away for f*** sake," grumbled Sezer from under the covers.

Still wailing three minutes later, Aisleyne was about to break. "That's properly annoying! Shut the f*** up" she begged.

"I hate that baby!" grimaced Nikki. "This is the most tortuous noise. It's horrible. It's like a drill in your ear."

Awww. It's good to know the housemates are so maternal.

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Sharp Tongues
Tuesday 30 May - Day 13, 17:51

It's been barely five minutes since George left and already Sezer and Mikey have set their bitching sights on new arrival Aisleyne.

"The new girl Aisleyne, she's an idiot, I don't like her at all" said Sezer "she's up herself, she's a tramp, got a face like a bulldog. She's gonna cause problems, we're gonna rub each other up the wrong way and Richard is gonna try to provoke it" he suggested.

The pair were also reeling from Richard's attitude to George's recent departure.

"I don't want to be around Richard and the other one [Lea], they're conniving... I'm going to have a massive run-in with this guy. They're like, 'George is gone, this is wicked for us'," said Sezer.

"Richard's happy as Larry and it's winding me up, I can see it's a God send for him," agreed Mikey.

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This is a clip of Aisleyne talking to Sezer

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qlewLBUJG4&mode=related&search=

The related vids include sezer in the DR saying he's going to bully Ash and Sam

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZOQEYzrTbQ

Imogen and Sezar discuss Aisleyne