BEFORE MAIN MEAL - Part Two

[awaitress]

[lizzy]

sol said:

mickey said:

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Euch! * rolls eyes feeling irritated and mutters under breath* ‘Disgusting’

So tell me Sol, how did you marry Siesta so d**n quickly after Tara's death? Me & you had some good times together, but bumping off that poor girl!

[christine]

sol said:

jolean said:

Omg you cant be serious !
What kind of meal is that !!!! typical bliddy britain
Now america got it right with the all you can eat menus , Thangod ive got some in my pocket
Christ a person could die of starvation here and whats with the stingy bags of chips they do this country SUCKS DO YA ALL HEAR ME IT SUCKS And i blame you sol your obviosly trying to kill us with these measy pathetic potions

You know, you do seem quite tense Jolean. You should really try yoga I could teach you if you like. It may even help you to lose some of that extra weight your carrying.

Yoga?? She needs a diet, like as in no food for a month or so

[jolean]

Sol im NOT FAT IM BIG BONED and very happy as i am thanks

[lizzy]

mickey said:

lizzy said:

Why don't you just shut your mouth for a chsnge you fat slag? Show some bleeding respect for a change, especially now!

You going on about food all the time, no wonder you're so d**n fat! Get some exercise, just like I do *looks over at Mickey* Hey Mickey?

So are you up for some vigorous exercise then?

Well I am if you are love *touches Sol's inner thigh*

[awaitress]

Passes out the main course................

[christine]

lizzy said:

I'm NO SUCH THING you tart! How dare you accuse me of such a horrible crime! It's that bastard Sol with all his 'free love' that did it, if you ask me!

Where is he anyway...supposed to be hosting a bleeding dinner party

Horrible crime, come on you've already murdered once

[mickey]

rita said:

Oooooh, Sol, I'm not surprised that Tara fell in love with you, I don't blame her for doing so, you are such an incredibly handsome and charming man dear * touches Sols arm *

Now I know you've lost it.

[lizzy]

sol said:

rita said:

Sol, please listen to me, I know in my of hearts that Tara was madly in love with you.
She wanted nothing more in the than to spend the rest of her life with you. Oh this is so terrible, how could this have happened?!!!!!!! * sniff, sniff *

**ignores Rita completley and talks over her BS hocus-pocus**

Come on Rita, tell us more about this 'honerable proffesion' of yours? You never did say when you got out of the slammer either!

Why do you want to know so much Sol? Getting prepared for your time in there are we?

[mickey]

lizzy said:

mickey said:

So are you up for some vigorous exercise then?

Well I am if you are love *touches Sol's inner thigh*

Speak to the organ grinder, not the monkey.