Ashs Rap for Suzie!

[Charlie!]

I'm sorry but i'm ill and bored and i had to right this lol coz it makes me pee my pants

How funny is this lol:

Good morning big brother,
I think on this day that i miss Suzie,
she's not a floozy,
she don't drinka the boozy,
she only eats fisha on her platea,
a bit of tomata seeya latea,
Suzie has left big brother yard,
oh my gawd,
it's so hard,
without my suzie,
she ain't no floozy,
she don't drink boozy,
shes got an oozy,
bareta, braaa braaa,
gonna get a,
in a sweata,
which says BBU

anyway what i'd like to say is,
suzie is very rich,
she had a four carrott diamond,
which gives her an itch,
she has long, long legs,
and long, long hair,
shes a sexy physique,
and boozams that are THERE!!!
shes wicked,
shes so sweet,
she has beautiful, beautiful...beautiful...feet!
she wears the posh shoes upon her foot bottom(LMAO)
and don't treat her wrong,
coz she is not rotton,
suzie i looooooove,
she was a gift from abooooooove,
suzie is no floozy,
but be careful,
coz she owns an oozy (giggles)

No seriously though right....

BB: Aisleyne?

Ash: "What?"

Gotta be the funniest BB moment ever lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-sMV3wPWE

[Admin]

claps.......I love that one thanks charlie.

[Charlie!]

thankyou dogtired *takes bow* although i can't take the credit for that peice of literacy brilliance that credit can only go to one women

[Harvestgoddess]

;D Thanks charile i hadnt heard it before
So its great to see it here

[emptybox]

I really liked that on the show.

And considering she probably thought it up on the spur of moment whilst under the influence, all the more impressive. ;D

I especially remember the hand movements when she said
"and boosoms that are there!".

[Angie]

thanks for that - hadn't seen it all before

[premierscfc]

One of my favourite Aisleyne moments.

[iluvwillmellor]

Lmao! That my fav Ash funny mo ;D She was sooooooo drunk, I luv the way at the end BB go "Aisleyne" and she goes "what" lmao, its just the way she says it ;D.

Ash is soooooooo funny, I luv people like her ;D people with a funny, bubble personality ;D

xxxx