AISLEYNE TALKS SEX

[emptybox]

That's a brilliant post secrethousemate. ;D

So sex advice in the Sun and in Nuts. Is there a tie-up between the two?

I think this is great news. It's all work for her, and I'm sure she'll have some input at least, and these columns pay well I believe.

After all, I don't think it was ever likely that she would be offered Chantelle style fashion and make-up columns (although Chantelle does give out relationship advice in hers, so I'm led to believe. )

[remaha]

secrethousemate, you should definitely send those in. They'd make Aisleyne laugh, I'm sure.

It's interesting that the Sun piece was very much targeted at men. I don't think I'll be sending her any of my problems (ehhhemmm) just in case I meet her one day.

I wouldn't have thought much of the stuff they print on those sort of problem pages is real. Can there really be enough people with problems who are prepared to write in to go round all the newspapers and magazines that run them?

I'd have thought it would be money for old rope for Aisleyne though. She probably wouldn't need to lift a finger if she didn't want to. Although I expect they'll demand a few more photoshoots. To me that's obviously the reason why the Sun has come round to Aisleyne. They know she takes good pictures and that people want to see them.

[Admin]

Brill secrethousemate those made me laugh out loud.

[secrethousemate]

remaha said:

secrethousemate, you should definitely send those in. They'd make Aisleyne laugh, I'm sure.

They've been sent. Might be the only ones she gets LOL

Mind you, she would love to give some sex advice to Spoiral, wouldn't she?

*sniggers*

[juliejuliejulie]

secrethousemate:

found that absolutely funny

[secrethousemate]

She's getting some from the girls now, AND she's replying:

Dear Aisleyne

What is it about me? I just don't gerrit. I had a boyfriend, he was really special but then one day he's on the phone and he's like "You're dumped", right and I'm like "Ohhh well how can you do this to me? Who are you? Who are you?" and he's like "Well you're a bit annoying really" and I'm like, well, I don't know what to say actually and I'm mad and I can't believe it. What is it with some people? They're like well mad to turn me down. I've got a great bum, all my friends say so and I want to marry a premiership footballer but I'm concerned when I get him into bed I'll disappoint him. What do you suggest?

Nikki G, Watford

Aisleyne says: "Well, well, well. If it isn't the Nutty Princess. Well babes, seeing as you've earned a bundle from all your photo shoots and interviews and stuff, you should be proper loaded innit? With all that dough, you should be well capable of pulling any looker in London, ja get me? F*ck it babes, just spend some of your ill gotten gains on a personal life coach like that Carole Caplin woman. She's just as nutty as you, so you should work well together."

Dear Aisleyne

Ummm, don't know how to put this babes, but ummm you know this is just so weird. I'm going out with this hot guy from Liverpool, he's real fierce. And you know, he has the body of an absolute Adonis and obviously, I'm well hot too, and I've got piles of money, well my Mum does anyway. Anyway we've just got engaged but now I'm concerned the sex is slacking off. Will he still fancy me after we get married?

Grace A, London

Aisleyne says: "Shizzle me nizzle. I got one piece of advice for you, babes. To prevent your boyfriend from overheating your love life, throw some water over him. I hear you're quite good at that sort of thing. Ciao."

[rudyrudyrudy]

i'm wondering if 'the sun' are going through with this: i've seen no letters since the 2nd oct 'sun' online entry.

[remaha]

rudyrudyrudy said:

i'm wondering if 'the sun' are going through with this: i've seen no letters since the 2nd oct 'sun' online entry.

Seeing as I took some time to make up a question, I'd be annoyed if nothing happens.

If they ever use it, I'll let you know and you can all try to guess which bit's made up!!!!

Loved the new e-mails btw secrethousemate

[juliejuliejulie]

by the remaha got a more magazine

[remaha]

juliejuliejulie said:

by the remaha got a more magazine

yup, at last, I managed to get hold of one! Last one in the fifth shop I tried though.