AISLEYNE TALKS SEX

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Link to article on Sun Website

Aisleyne talks sex

October 02, 2006

GOT a sexual dilemma you need solving?

Then send it our way because Big Brother beauty Aisleyne is dropping into The Sun to tackle your bedroom problems.

Maybe you need advice on how to spice up your love life or perhaps you want to know how to pull a stunner like her?

Whatever your dilemma, email it to [e-mail] and she'll do her best to give you some advice.

Unfortunately, Aisleyne can't reply personally to your messages, but keep checking The Sun online for what she has to say.

Send us your questions now!


More media coverage for Aisleyne.

[goonkad]

She did said something about a sex column at the Talageda nights premiere and the sun had it featured on their website, anyway this is all good, in NUTS aswell this week.

[andy100]

Great this there's media coverage for Ais, but I wonder who it is actually giving out the advice

[premierscfc]

Maybe we should make sure it is a busy column.

[sadiemae]

Good for her! Right up her street - she's a strong, sexy woman and proud of it, and she's also very wise. I imagine she would have quite a bit of input into it - though probably with quite a lot of sub-editing

[eddybee]

Not a bad job for Aisleyne. It's the Sun after all & if she is in favour there, they will use again & again.

[secrethousemate]

The Sun didn't seem to like Aisleyne at first, but they are well known for changing sides when it suits them

She must be doing something right if they are now using her like this.

Well done Ash and good luck with the "tips"

P.S. I won't be asking her advice on anything mind!

[secrethousemate]

The emails are already pouring in....


Dear Aisleyne

I am a very big American boxer who used to be quite good but have been rubbish for years now. I met this really gorgeous sexy blonde girl in London two years ago but I have now lost contact with her and I really want to get back with her. With her on my arm I'd look a lot hipper than I do at the moment. Can you help?

Mike T, USA


Dear Aisleyne

I am a very talented Dublin-based rapper and DJ who is looking for any girl who has an attractive loaf of which I'd quite like a slice. I know I am old enough at 23 to pull any girl within 10 years of me, in either direction, but preferably older. Can you offer me any tips? I'd do aaaaaaaany-ting to get a girlfriend.

Glen C, Dublin

P.S. I am really good on the xylophone

Dear Aisleyne

Hi. I am a totally gorgeous and very 'citing TV presenter with a rough stubbly beard who is a real babe magnet and I tend to have a different girl on my arm every night. Trouble is though, I'm getting older and its time for me to settle down now, like Walliams and Bepe, my fellow reprobates. I have recently pulled a real Welsh cracker who was on some reality TV show. What should I do if I get her into bed?

Russell B, London

Dear Aisleyne

W*NKERS! 'Ello. Its me, innit? Yer. W*NKERS. I have a problem, like. Me bird got stroppy wid me and I 'ad to dump 'er, know what I mean? We 'ad great sex for one night and then she got a f*cking headache, innit? W*NKERS! Now I've got another bird on the go and she's really up for it, but I can't get anything 'appening down below, W*NKERS. This is a shame as I'm 'ung like a rhino down there an' all! I've tried Viagra but I'm still limp. What do you suggest? Eeezumanna!

Pete B, Brighton


Dear Aisleyne

I am a lad of 18 and last year on a mountain side I had sex for the very first time, aaa-ooooh. It was great, I think, but I'm not sure I found the right hole. Is the tummy button where you errrrr put it, or what? It didn't seem to work for me. English is not my first language, sorry. Should I talk to my girlfriends in Welsh then? I know a trick I can play with my genitals, too. I want to pull Victoria Silvstedt and I am also a great dancer and I make great porridge

Glyn W, Blaneau Ffestiniog

[silenthill]

LMAO

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secrethousemate said:

The emails are already pouring in....


Dear Aisleyne

I am a very big American boxer who used to be quite good but have been rubbish for years now. I met this really gorgeous sexy blonde girl in London two years ago but I have now lost contact with her and I really want to get back with her. With her on my arm I'd look a lot hipper than I do at the moment. Can you help?

Mike T, USA


Dear Aisleyne

I am a very talented Dublin-based rapper and DJ who is looking for any girl who has an attractive loaf of which I'd quite like a slice. I know I am old enough at 23 to pull any girl within 10 years of me, in either direction, but preferably older. Can you offer me any tips? I'd do aaaaaaaany-ting to get a girlfriend.

Glen C, Dublin

P.S. I am really good on the xylophone

Dear Aisleyne

Hi. I am a totally gorgeous and very 'citing TV presenter with a rough stubbly beard who is a real babe magnet and I tend to have a different girl on my arm every night. Trouble is though, I'm getting older and its time for me to settle down now, like Walliams and Bepe, my fellow reprobates. I have recently pulled a real Welsh cracker who was on some reality TV show. What should I do if I get her into bed?

Russell B, London

Dear Aisleyne

W*NKERS! 'Ello. Its me, innit? Yer. W*NKERS. I have a problem, like. Me bird got stroppy wid me and I 'ad to dump 'er, know what I mean? We 'ad great sex for one night and then she got a f*cking headache, innit? W*NKERS! Now I've got another bird on the go and she's really up for it, but I can't get anything 'appening down below, W*NKERS. This is a shame as I'm 'ung like a rhino down there an' all! I've tried Viagra but I'm still limp. What do you suggest? Eeezumanna!

Pete B, Brighton


Dear Aisleyne

I am a lad of 18 and last year on a mountain side I had sex for the very first time, aaa-ooooh. It was great, I think, but I'm not sure I found the right hole. Is the tummy button where you errrrr put it, or what? It didn't seem to work for me. English is not my first language, sorry. Should I talk to my girlfriends in Welsh then? I know a trick I can play with my genitals, too. I want to pull Victoria Silvstedt and I am also a great dancer and I make great porridge

Glyn W, Blaneau Ffestiniog

I am thinking of sending a spoof email about Nikki and her blokes unreasonable demands in the bedroom.